Imaginary Battle Of The Non​-​Existent Bands

by Xerox Feinberg

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released September 15, 2011

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Track Name: Petty Irritations
PETTY IRRITATIONS
No one's trying hard to please me
Seems to me it should be easy
Chewing whilst your mouth is open
Walking very loudly

Your Petty Irritations
Bringing me down
Your Petty Irritations
Just get me down

Clear one's throat you should be able
Coffee ring upon the table
music playing through the wall
Certain high-pitched laughing
Track Name: This Rent Is Killing Me
THIS RENT IS KILLING ME
She wants to live in New York City
Where all the stores and the girls look pretty
The streets used to be filled with trash
Now they're flush with Wall Street cash

I know it's the place to be
But baby, why can't you see
Ooh
This rent is killing me

Remember when you could smoke in bars?
The squeegee men would was your car
From Williamsburg to the Lower East Side
There's no place left to hide
Track Name: Cary Grant
CARY GRANT
Archie Leach was his name
Silver screen, golden fame
Who can know what it's like to be this way
The red carpet seems so very far away...

Ho ho ho
hee hee hee
Cary Grant on LSD

Tried to figure out his life
Lots of money, lots of wife
Every hair always seemed to be in place
No one knows who's the guy behind the face
Track Name: My Problem Now
MY PROBLEM NOW
You and her used to have a thing or two
Way back when

But now it's over and I don't care about
What was then

She smashed all your things apart
She wrecked your life and she broke your heart
That's not my problem cause
She's my problem now

My... Problem... Now
She used ta be your problem but
She's my problem now!

You used to cry about all the good things that
Might have been

But now I know that you were never
Really my friend

She used you like a tool
And like a maestro you played the fool
That's no solution cause
She's my problem now
Track Name: Outtamyway
OUTTAMYWAY
I'm just moping around
Every day in Tiny Town
Supermarket gets me down
Bag my stuff
Like I'm some kind of clown

I can't get out of my way…

I'm just moping around
Every day with a frown
I can't tell where I'm at
And the coffee
They serve here tastes like crap
Track Name: Most Of The Time
MOST OF THE TIME
Girl I want to see you
but I can't make it there right now
And I meant to call you
But some how I just forgot
Please believe me when I say
I'll be there even when I'm not

Ah… Most of the time

Girl you got me going
And you got me coming too
But you know sometimes
there's other things I gotta do
Even when I'm gone you know
I'd like to be right there
Just cause I seem clueless
Doesn't mean that I don't care
Track Name: Planet Earth
PLANET EARTH
Girl, you say that I'm not the man that I should be
Girl, you say that I don't see things the way that I should see-ee-ee

I'm just a normal guy
For what it's worth
I'm just a Human Being on Planet Earth…

No one can deny it
I can't even try it
This is where I belong

Nobody can deny it
Not even gonna try it
This is where I belong

Girl, Things didn't turn out just the way you planned
Our feet our here but our heads are in the sand…

I'm just a Human Being on Planet Earth
Track Name: So Unhappy
SO UNHAPPY (That You're Happy Now)
You used to call me
Almost every day
With tales of heartache
And romance gone astray

But now it seems
You found someone new
To pour your heart out to

(Now I'm)
So unhappy
That you're happy now

I used to think that
You would always call
I'd hear your voice and
Laugh about it all

But now I know
You moved on again
I'm just a way back when

(Now I'm)
So unhappy
So unhappy
That you're happy now
Track Name: Goodbye To Everything
GOODBYE TO EVERYTHING
Goodbye, goodbye
To fish and chips
Goodbye, goodbye
Warm lager sips

Goodbye to everything
It don't mean a thing...

Goodbye, goodbye
To hipster dreams
Goodbye, goodbye
To music scenes

Goodbye, goodbye
Bank holiday
I don't care, d-don't care
What the people say
Goodbye, goodbye
I'm fairly miffed
Now I'm gonna drive my scooter
Off a cliff